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Before I was married to Mazie, I had never really heard of the concept of “Bus Butt.” I never really paid much attention to where I sat out in public and what I sat on when I went back home. However, with Mazie being a cleaner person compared to me, she introduced me to the idea of “Bus Butt.”

The basic idea for those that don’t know is that when you wear your clothes out and about, you sit in public places where there are plenty of unknown germs. Then you come back home, basically bringing those unknown germs back into your own home. The worse part is when you’re still wearing your jeans that you wore while outside and then go lie in your bed bringing all those germs onto your own bed. This freaks Mazie out to no end since it’s bringing germs onto the bed.

I used to never think twice about laying in bed with my jeans or pants on that I wore outside, but since meeting Mazie, that is no longer a possibility. It’s actually somewhat funny since I can get her somewhat worked up by pretending to jump on the bed with my “Bus Butt” pants.

So now that I’ve informed you all of “Bus Butt”, make sure that you’re not lying in bed with the pants that you wore while sitting on something out in public. You never know what might’ve been sitting there before you!