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The Cure for Fattness!

September 4th, 2008

Fat Homer
So I was looking through the news today, and came across an article that talked about how thinking made people eat more.

The study described how it had 3 groups of people, one group who sat around doing nothing, another group who was just reading, and a third group that was taking some memory tests. Each group did their task for 45 minutes, and then were allowed to just eat however much they wanted to afterwards. The study showed that the group that had to take the test consumed the most number of calories, while the group reading, the second most, and the group just sitting around, consumed the fewest number of calories.

This implies that the act of thinking causes us to want to eat more. So my cure for people who are trying to avoid getting fat, is to just simply stop thinking! No studying, worrying, planning, or any other type of heavy thinking activity, and you’ll be less likely to want to eat more. The less you eat, the fewer calories you gain, therefore allowing you to not gain as much weight. :cool:

Americans must really be thinking a lot then to cause the high percentage of obesity in this country… :grin:

3 Comments »

  1. so to be skinny we have to be stupid as well :neutral:

    Comment by Anonymous — 9/13/08 @ 9:56 pm

  2. :shock: dint know that ima be stupid for now on

    Comment by Anonymous — 9/28/08 @ 3:41 pm

  3. :cool: :smile: dude thx for the advice im totally slimmer now and im not stupid lol?????????????????????????????????????

    Comment by password — 11/6/08 @ 4:06 pm

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