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(reprint from my xanga for your entertainment)
So last time it was me flushing my sunglasses down the toilet. And it became readily apparent to the world that I was in fact human; and not only human, but a retarded one at that. Some may think of some super-genius, but others (clearly) know better.

So in order to augment my cache of public humiliations, here’s another example of Mitchell being totally retarded.

So today, I had to buy a plane ticket to NJ. The ticket was for an up coming site-visit that I was going to attend. Now I’ve bought tickets before, and this wasn’t anything different. Except for the fact that it was. So my planned site visit was February 23rd-26th. And I quickly went through the process of picking available flights and charging (my brother’s) credit card. I planned on visiting a friend that weekend as well, so I sent my itinerary to him to give him a heads up.

20 minutes later, my friend James calls me back, and is like….
“Uhh.. Mitchell, weren’t you coming on February 23rd?”
“Yep!” I replied.
“Well…. Why does your itinerary say March 23rd?”
“….”, I pause to comprehend what he is implying.
“SHOOOOT”

I quickly hang up and frantically begin to try to change my flight. Only ‘cept its a non-refundable ticket, and the fee for changing the ticket is an additional $100 each way.
“OMG” I tell my brother, who just realizes I shafted him $400 because of my own stupidity.
“lol You are so retarded” He asserts.

I think I must concur.

The End.

Tell me: is this a funny story or a sad story to you (or a happy one you evil evil person)?