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ExxonMobil

August 6th, 2005

So I was talking to my friend about companies, and we started discussing my current employer: ExxonMobil.
Not many people know that I work there, so heres some fun facts I got about the company:

- Exxonmobil (XOM) is the most profitable company in the world. With annual revenues of $279B and profits from that at $134B, it comes only second behind Walmart.

- At this rate, were XOM to succeed in its plan for global conquest by becoming a new nation, it could participate in the annual G8 meeting (Global Eight: the global economics meeting of the 8 richest countries in the world).

- XOM makes more profits than the entire nation of France.

- The Per Capita Revenue for XOM is roughly $3.1 million dollars; that is, each employee at exxonmobil, from CEO to gas station attendant, contributes on average to 3.1 MM of XOM’s total annual revenue. Walmart, with its 1 million employees, is only $300,000.

- If Walmart and ExxonMobil were to team up and become a nation together, and all the walmart employees were enlisted as soldiers. ExxonMobilMart would be about the world’s 7th richest country with the 3rd largest army.

- It costs more money, more manpower, and more engineers to construct a new oil rig than it does to send a satellite to Saturn (The Cassini Spacecraft). XOM currently has about 20 new oil rigs under construction (the coolest part being that they can, and often do, drill sideways).

- There are 2 million engineers in the US, and this has nothing to do with exxonmobil.

Hope you found this educational and fun at the same time! I sure did researching all this at work (albeit in lieu of actual work). Enjoy!

5 Comments »

  1. OOOh la la

    Comment by Dick — 8/6/05 @ 7:03 pm

  2. OMG!!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER!!!!!

    Comment by Jen Li — 8/7/05 @ 10:23 am

  3. wow. i didnt actually read all of that…but do u sit down all day at least? cause i just came back from chase pitken…and my feet kill after only a 4-hour shift :cry: ahaha im not cut out for work at all…how sad:shock:

    Comment by jenn chen — 8/7/05 @ 7:52 pm

  4. I have a roller chair, and i roll around in it :grin:

    Comment by Mitchell — 8/7/05 @ 8:59 pm

  5. when the wal-mart employees start marching in the streets prepped for war, that’s when i start to worry.

    Comment by Tim — 8/11/05 @ 11:38 am

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