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So this past week, in preparation for Mazie’s visit, and just because, the Taibros have initiated PROJECT SPRING-CLEANING-BUT-REALLY-IN-SUMMER 2005. Nothing like this has ever happened in the past 10 years that the Taibros have lived here. We’re completely recleaning and rearranging almost everything in the house, bringing a (relatively) refreshing take on the same appearance.
Well, since the title is called Spring cleaning “tips” i should give some tips on how to clean your living quarters.

1) Details are everything! Every detail counts, from the spider webs in the corners to the drool stain on the carpet; it all has to go!

2) Its not clean until it reflects light: The important thing to remember here is that you can never polish too much.

3) Pack lite: Cleanliness is next to manliness and manliness is next to Godliness (or something like that). The more bare area you can see, the cleaner itll feel.

4) Mass Media is awesome! They should make a “Real Ultimate Power” website about the mass media, because they are. Look at magazines and watch tv to check out styles and designs for your home. This will really empower your feng-shui.

5) Utilitarianism 2DMAXXX! Only use what you have and only have what you use.

6) One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. Color matching and overall aesthetic are important for a clean finish. one tip: Tartan is not a color.

7) Work till your gums bleed: They will (hopefully) never bleed due to cleaning your house, so that means work harder, Peon!

That concludes my Taibro’s guide to Spring Cleaning. I leave you with two pictures of our living room. One taken a long time ago (not meant for this purpose, so its off center) and one taken after cleaning our living room. Do the right thing: VOTE REPUBLICAN!