Thailand? No, Tailand!
May 28th, 2005
It has always been one of my dreams to become a dictator of my own island. I don’t know where I got this dream from. Maybe from me being the older sibling and getting to tell Mitchell what to do. I would grow old, own my own island and then rule with an iron fist.
In having my own island, I would name it Tailand! But alas, there already exists a Thailand. (Ignore the spelling and go by how it sounds) So I guess that my future plans will also need to involve taking over the current country of Thailand and then renaming it to Tailand. Should be easy enough. What do those army commercials say…”An Army of One.” I can be my own army as well as dictator and go and take over Thailand! I’ll be known as Dictator Tai. No worries though, I’ll be a good dicatator.
While on our recent trip to the Bahamas, my brother and I found a nice island off of Key West which we claimed for our future country, Tailand! The fact that there are already people living there is only a minor detail
Below’s a picture of the beautiful little island. All i need now are peons to rule over. Volunteers anyone?
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We can take over Taiwan too!
Comment by Mitchell — 5/28/05 @ 12:36 am
Dude, be careful when taking on an entire nation. They might send Ong-Bak after you. He’s been known to break limbs. Thousands of them.
Comment by Ron Urwongse — 5/30/05 @ 9:26 am
:roll::razz::oops:
Comment by Anonymous — 6/4/05 @ 3:46 am
:razz::roll::wink::eek:
Comment by Anonymous — 1/4/06 @ 9:10 am