Let’s Yoke!
March 21st, 2005
So have you been eyeing that special someone on the other side of your fellowship hall? or maybe you’ve been smitten with he that smites demons. Well here’s some help on starting that initial conversation with that special prayer partner. God willing, maybe you’ll get to know them in a biblical way.
1. “You have the soul of a Saint.”
2. “When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of ‘Rejoice and be Glad’.”
3. “What do you think Paul meant by ‘Greet everyone with a kiss’?”
4. “Do you think ‘Ask, and it shall be given you’ is to be taken literally ?”
5. “You know, I’m really into relationship evangelism.”
6. “Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.”
7. “Before tonight, I never believed in predestination…”
8. “I just don’t feel called to celibacy.”
Next up… Christian Dump Lines
[Disclaimer: the Taibros do not take any responsibility with consequences resulting in the actual usage of these pick up lines. ]
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