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So it has come to my attention, that none of my friends from CMU (who do frequent the site) actually post on our website. Guess CMU breeds the shy types. Or maybe the fact is that people from CMU prefer to stalk. Additionally, since these folk goto to such a high-tech school, they get exquisitely good at it. Seeing as how I’m not different, I thought you could use a guide to stalking. Here goes:

Background: Find out every bit of detail about the person’s history, from their age and place of birth to which dialects of chinese they are (1) fluent, (2) conversant, (3) intelligble in.
Interests: Obtain information about the clubs they attend, what they spend their free time on. You can also correlate the excitement in their speech with the topic in order to gauge levels of interest.
Schedule: Note times that they are free. Look at their schedule to find when they have classes and what classes they have. Additionally find out the times the clubs they are involved in meet. This information will be useful for the next point.
Friends: Map a network of friends, acquaintences, classmates, coworkers. Categorize them by type of relation and degree of closeness.
Dislikes: This is tougher (especially when you don’t interact with them). Search through information about the friends they keep and note the similar interests. any dislikes stated by either your stalkee or their network of friends is typically sufficient.
Skills: Find their resume online, and weasel out their official transcript too. Find out areas in which they excel and have received awards in. Remember, the things people put on a resume are the things they like to show off.
Image: Find pictures (online usually) of the person. Save them. Note locales and activities that are going on, and level of satisfaction the person is in. This can indicate self-image as well as popularity (social-image).

This is by no means exhaustive, and I don’t go into specifics of how you should obtain this information. But that never stopped a curious stalker at their game.

Remember, all of this information should be stored for future recollection. If your adventerous, devote it to memory. That way, you can stalk any time of the day, anywhere, on anyone.

P.S. - CMU people need to comment more!