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I wrote a few days ago about how everyone out there coudl grow to be tall like me and my brother. In case you didn’t get a chance to read it, you can always go back and take a read before continuing on.

Today I’m writing to you all about the key to success. So all you penny pinchers, cheapskates, and wannabe millionares take out some pen and paper so you can write this down! The key to success is to drop out of college!

I was browsing through the 2004 list of America’s richest people. If you take note of the top 10 richest people, you’ll see a trend. First off, if you’re in the Walton family, you’re already super rich and don’t even need to bother going to school, so they don’t count. But out of the top 10, you’ll notice that only Warren Buffett is the only one to complete his higher education and get a degree. Bill Gates, Paul Allen, Michael Dell, and Larry Ellison all dropped out of their respective colleges. (Ellison dropped out of the University of Illinois, Go Illini!)

This must be the key to making the big bucks. Be smart enough to get into a college, but then go and drop out. If you follow this, you’ll be well on your way to becoming a billionaire! So you heard it here first folks, drop out of school!

*My favorite bio on a rich person went to Ty Warner where it says that he dropped out of college to go work, then quit his job to go bum around Italy.

*Please note that if you actually are smart enough to follow through on my advice, I take no responsibility for whatever happens with you. Also, these people who made lots and lots of money are all really smart. However, if you do end up succeeding, remember that you read it here first and be kind enough to send some of that money my way