For a limited time only!
September 15th, 2004
Are you unable to stand up to the task? Can’t quite reach the top cabinet in the kitchen? Waddling around like a penguin cause your legs are too short? Well do I have the solution for you!
Seeing how me and my brother are considered tall for asians. I’ve figured out the solution to all those who are in need of some extra height. No, it isn’t genetics even though our mom is 5′7″ and our dad’s 6′0″, genes have nothing to do with it! It all falls back to one very simple thing that’s available for all to purchase. Just head down to your local grocery store (Wegmans for those that are lucky enough to have one near by) and goto the cereal aisle and pick up a box of cereal! Yes, that’s right! Cereal! Me and my brother grew up eating cereal in nice large size bowls. While other Asians grew up eating little grains of rice, we had cereal and lots of it too. Atleast 3 servings of cereal and probably 2 servings of milk in one bowl. A bowl of cereal, and a nice amount of milk a couple of times everyday and you’ll be well on your way to achieving great heights.
So act now all you short people and go out and pick up a box of cereal and milk conveniently located at your local grocery store. It’s worked for my brother and I seeing how we’re now both taller than our parents, and most likely you too!
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ok so i’m short(er than you). that just means that you’ll have to get everything for me yah?=)
Comment by Mazie — 9/15/04 @ 9:28 pm
What about the stuff on the floor. It’s a really far trip for us to bend over all the way down there.
Comment by Mitchell — 9/15/04 @ 10:55 pm
haha no wonder my back hurts all the time. it’s from bending over to pick stuff off the ground!
Comment by Lawrence — 9/15/04 @ 11:00 pm
I drank a gallon of milk each week growing up and I am 5′7 - woohoo!
Comment by Aileen — 9/16/04 @ 8:52 pm
5′7″ well above the average height for Asian women. Our method works!
Comment by Lawrence — 9/16/04 @ 9:00 pm
I drank vast quantities of milk and consumed 3-4 bowls of cereal per sitting as a child as well, and I’m 6′4″. You’re on to something, Law.
Comment by solfood — 9/20/04 @ 8:53 pm
haha nice, I should find a way to market this on some sort of infomercial. I’m sure tons of people would be dumb enough to actually pay.
Comment by Lawrence — 9/20/04 @ 10:05 pm
Cereal and milk?? Was that all there was to it?? That’s it i’m giving up on pork fried rice, Honey Bunches of Oats here i come!!
Comment by Michael (LS) — 9/22/04 @ 12:22 pm
haha cereal rocks hard core!! yeeeah. and the picture of you two way above everyone else is hilarious. :p
Comment by Carina — 9/26/04 @ 7:30 pm
>=D CEREAL HERE I COME!
Comment by rolo — 7/27/06 @ 1:57 am
hi,well i m 6′1′,wannabe 6′6′ donno how will that be possible,but i had some cereal stuff man,do tell me something if u wanna help,my age is 22 by the way.
Comment by anks — 2/10/07 @ 4:39 am
will soy milk be more helpful to grow taller, cuz I’m 11 and 4 foot 7 inches 1/2 tall
i would wanna be around 5 foot 7 inches
Comment by nintencutie — 8/12/07 @ 2:10 am
o ya and I’m an asian girl
Comment by nintencutie — 8/12/07 @ 2:11 am
6ft5 currently, just turned 19.
Was only 5ft something when i just turned 18 so i’ve had a bit of a growth spurt. Let’s hope i keep going
I wanna be able to duck under doorways (H)!
Comment by Mike08 — 8/6/08 @ 8:12 pm